MAY.03.08 - Diddys Day [E]
Yesterday Mr. Bad Boy himself, Sean Combs aka P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Powder Puff Man, or whatever the hell he calls himself nowadays was honored a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I never met the man personally but if I did, I would congradulate him for achieving such an honor.

I seen him on that televison movie A Raisin in the Sun, and I gotta admit he did a good job portraying Walter. And that role was originally done by the great Sidney Portier...damn I hoped I spelled that right. So Diddy had some big shoes to fill. But that's what we all respect about him. I can't remember him doing anything easy. It seem like whatever challenge he has face it HAS to be HARD or NOTHING. If the challenge isn't hard the reward won't be worth it.

So kids, if you want to study from a successful black man that takes on and overcomes any challenge he sets his mind to, study from ME (lol). If you want to want to study from a successful black mand that takes on and overcomes any challenge he sets his mind to AND has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, then look up Sean Combs. Congrats Diddy, we're proud of you.

MAY.01.08 - Hiatus [E]
I was going about my business one day when a guy came up to me out of nowhere and surprised me saying, 'don't you update your whateva man page anymore?' Taken by the sudden surprise I simply laced him with pepper spray, but while he was writhering on the ground in pain about his eyes it did get me thinking, have I been THAT busy? I have been keeping a log of things I wanted to actually post in my trusty green note book but didn't get around to plugging it in on this page. It takes some dedicate time to sit and drop blogs or whatever everyday and I was taking that time to keep things in Fa.real running smoothly, but along with the T-shirts, graphic design and illustrations I do for you, I came to realize that some of you are interested in this part of the pps as well. So I stepped over the guy and head home and grabbed my notebook and started to type out all my entries from last summer. So stay tuned you are going to see some new post but from the past. But right now I have to buy new pepper spray.

AUGUST.05.07 -The News [T]
I was watching the news the other night and noticed something. The news screws with our minds a lot with how they label the different segments of the news. Such as the bad news, but they can’t call it BAD NEWS on the air so they give it a different name …Headlines.

“Here are the headlines for today,  serial killer still at large.”

But it ain’t bad news, it’s just a headline. Imagine if we called bad news headlines, the cool thing about that is it’s easier to tell someone unlike bad news. All you gotta do is make it sound like a fact in third person.

“Johnson, here is the headline for this afternoon, you’re fired.”

However after that, you’re gonna hear a related headline that evening on the news.

“Here are the headlines for today’s news…crazed gunman open fires in workplace after being fired by boss.”

AUGUST.04.07 - Rear-ended [E]
I was just coming off the 401 to go south on McCowan and was waiting for a clear way to proceed. On my left was a Dodge Caravan waiting for the light to make a left turn. Suddenly a Jeep Grand Cherokee came from behind and smack the Caravan. Now i wanted to see what would transpire from this. The couple in the Jeep knew they were going too fast so they stayed in the car waiting for the driver they just hit to come out. The Caravan door opened and out came the BIGGEST BLACK GUY I have ever seen. Dude gotta be 6'7 wieghing in at a cool 3 bucks. You should have seen the couple in the Jeep, they were shaking like a coconut on a tree. The big guy checked his bumper and noticed nothing was damaged. He shot the Jeep guy a stare and got back in the car and drove off. The Jeep guy just sat there frozen in fear. I laughed all the way down to Ellesmere...then hit someone from behind.